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Twelve hand-tuned emissions. One hostile alien. Zero redeeming value.
Turn your sound on. Or don’t. We’re not your supervisor.
Turn your sound on. Or don’t. We’re not your supervisor.
[ 01 ] The Soundboard
TIP: keys 1–9 and Q W R fire the board. SPACE = surprise me.
[ 02 ] Talk To ZORBO
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[ 03 ] The Spaceship Fund
ZORBO-9 crash-landed on this domain and cannot leave. Propulsion requires currency,
which on this planet is apparently obtained by asking strangers politely.
He refuses to ask politely. So this paragraph is doing it for him.
3% FUELED
▲ Fuel The Ship
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